Where Pies – And Dale Cooper – Go When They Die: Homeward Bound, Part 11

Before we get started with the usual, let me just have a quick moment to bask, and then sorrow, in the fact that Bobby and Shelly got together...and now she’s dating another drug dealer. Oh well. That’s TWIN PEAKS, I guess. Last week I said that Dale, in his Dougie form, is little more than …

On the Topic of Agency, and Of Scheming, Suited Gangsters: Homeward Bound, Part 10

Part One: Dale Cooper When we first see Dale this week, it is the single best fanservice scene I’ve ever witnessed. I just want to get it out of the way right now: Kyle MacLachlan’s abs are the best thing since sliced bread. I think we can all agree on that, right? Okay, good. Now …

Discerning the Transmundane and Infusing the Machine with Gold: A Return to the Purple World, Homeward Bound Part 8

Welcome back to Homeward Bound! Except, this Part, we’re bound for the extra dimensional Purple World once more, instead of Twin Peaks! And yes, I have been waiting to make that Skyrim reference since they very first article I wrote for the column. I’ve held off all day on writing this. I held off on …