Come On, Hero, Do SOMETHING! (Or, Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb)

BY JOHN BERNARDY It's been fourteen Parts of Twin Peaks The Return and we just want Our Cooper to do something. We want him to wake up from this odd Dougie Jones phase of his existence and take action. ANY action, at this point. Our "hero", our "protagonist", joined a conga line once, is that …

Evil Times Complicate Cooper’s Lovably Ridiculous Perfection

Times have always been troubled in America--but they seem particularly so as of late. Hate and violence seem to stalk us, largely because of our (perhaps willful) refusal to confront the demons of our own national past. Now would seem to be a good time for a fully empowered FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle …