All right, Mr. Lynch, I’m ready for my close-up! (Or Dale Is (finally) Back!) Homeward Bound, Part 15

Welcome back to Homeward Bound Part 15! And what a part it was! So much happening between part 14 and 15 that it’s starting to feel like we’re approaching the high point of the season. I certainly think so. Back to our scheduled programming for this week, of course, with Dale’s plot firmly back on …

The Gifted and the Damned: What’s Eating Sarah Palmer? Homeward Bound Part 14

In place of Homeward Bound this week, I've decided to pursue the scariest thing on television since BOB crawled over the couch. Both, ironically, were preceded by James Hurley singing Just You, and I. Coincidence? Well, we all know what Dale Cooper has to say about coincidences... We’ve had only a handful of scenes with Sarah …

Where Pies – And Dale Cooper – Go When They Die: Homeward Bound, Part 11

Before we get started with the usual, let me just have a quick moment to bask, and then sorrow, in the fact that Bobby and Shelly got together...and now she’s dating another drug dealer. Oh well. That’s TWIN PEAKS, I guess. Last week I said that Dale, in his Dougie form, is little more than …

On the Topic of Agency, and Of Scheming, Suited Gangsters: Homeward Bound, Part 10

Part One: Dale Cooper When we first see Dale this week, it is the single best fanservice scene I’ve ever witnessed. I just want to get it out of the way right now: Kyle MacLachlan’s abs are the best thing since sliced bread. I think we can all agree on that, right? Okay, good. Now …

Discerning the Transmundane and Infusing the Machine with Gold: A Return to the Purple World, Homeward Bound Part 8

Welcome back to Homeward Bound! Except, this Part, we’re bound for the extra dimensional Purple World once more, instead of Twin Peaks! And yes, I have been waiting to make that Skyrim reference since they very first article I wrote for the column. I’ve held off all day on writing this. I held off on …